PINCHBOTTOM SHOWS
In the peaceful town of Pinchbottom Gulch, sheriff Jonny Porkpie doesn't have much to do... that is, until Nasty Canasta and her rowdy band of girl outlaws ride into town with their guns a-blazin', and their blazin' guns. So the...
moreBeauty, poise, intelligence, a nice ass, the eighties: these are the qualities necessary to earn the coveted title of Miss Pinchbottom 1983. Witness the drama as world-class finalists Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino, GiGi La Femme, Kobayashi Maru, and Scarlet Sinclair clamber to the top of the heap in the contest for the crown. Celebrity MC Jonny Porkpie fuels the fires as elegance and charm are flung about at the
25th Annual Miss Pinchbottom 1983 Pageant at Burlesque on the Beach.
moreTragedy strikes a small town when beloved Coach Pinchy is fatally killed in a deadly accident. So it's up to Assistant Coaches Jonny Porkpie and Nasty Canasta to whip an all-burlesque-star team into fighting shape in time to win the...
moreThe Bible commands "Thou Shalt Be Drunken, and Shalt Make Thyself Naked" (Lamentations 4:21), but which faith truly embraces this dictum? Only one: Pinchbottom's Church of the Almighty Posterior, led by Pastor Nasty Canasta and Reverend Jonny Porkpie. Join them...
moreWhen Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are offered the chance to bring Pinchbottom to Broadway, they immediately call on all of the talented and wonderful people who helped make their off-off-Broadway show such a hit... to ask them to audition,...
moreFinally, a burlesque show for the whole family! (Except the kids.) Yes, everybody from the young to the young at heart (actual young will not be admitted) will enjoy this brightly-colored show designed especially for children! (Not suitable for children.)...
moreWhen Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie try to mount "Pinchy's First Non-Denominational Holiday Enjoyment Fest," a Pinchbottom burlesque holiday special, who should come knocking at the door but Mr. Angel of Death? And, given that he's been force-fed holiday cheer...
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Corio: In an infernal supper club, a story of seduction and damnation unfolds when the devil takes the form of a burlesque dancer to bargain for the eternal souls of the entire audience.
Ecdysiastical alchemist Jonny Porkpie calls forth the diabolical Nasty Canasta to seduce guests with all the temptations that the underworld can offer: burlesque beauties bent to a fiendish will; feats of sideshow and variety skill purchased at an unthinkable price; humor with a dark intent. Travel with sirens, freaks, and demons on a burlesque tour of the nether regions. Because when Pinchbottom makes a deal with the devil, it's going to get hot.
IN PREVIEWS: WEDNESDAYS IN SEPTEMBER Call 212.966.3901 for reservations
moreWhen culinary cutie Nasty Canasta & gastronomist Jonny Porkpie, hosts of the EAT ME burlesque cooking show, spice up their recipes with tassel-twirling celebrity guest chefs, they end up with a sizzling platter that's more than they bargained for: a...
moreNasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are thrilled when they're invited to host the Oscars... until Porkpie realizes that only Nasty has been asked. But that doesn't stop Pinchbottom from rolling out the red carpet for an award-winning night of big...
moreWhen Nasty Canasta takes charge of the Holiday Pageant, she decides to celebrate "the 12 Days of Xmas" with nudity, using burlesque stars for sexy tributes to each traditional "true love" present. But the grinch-like (but legally distinct) "Pinch" (Jonny...
moreLet the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) covers every...
more"Do you remember, Nasty, back in the old days, in New York City, when we were young?" On a hot day in Miami, octogenarians Jonny Porkpie and Nasty Canasta reminisce about their time in the world of burlesque. A broken...
moreWelcome to a dark future where burlesque is forbidden on all civilized worlds. After years of searching the galaxy, Rogue Starship Captain Jonny Porkpie and his attractive band of space rebels have located exiled Burlesque Queen Nasty Canasta. But can...
moreThings are definitely not groovy in Disco City, where rollerskating Crime Boss Nasty Canasta runs an illicit burlesque and counterfeiting ring with a satin-gloved fist. There's just one hope for this jive town: Funkadelic policeman Jonny Porkpie and the far-out...
moreA myth steeped in legend, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in secrets, dripping in sweat: The Golden Boobs of Doom were worshipped by the Ancient Burlesquians as a symbol of all that was naked and sexy in the world. When that...
moreAll concerned parties are invited to attend a tassel-twirling community meeting where the Pinchbottom Burlesque Management Company, LLC ("PBMC") will unveil a much sexier plan for the development of Coney Island: a burlesque theme park called PINCHBOTTOMLAND. Says Nasty Canasta,...
moreWhen hosts Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie are bitten by a radioactive spider as they rocket from their exploding home planet, a bat flies through the window of their ship, exposing them to cosmic rays which activate their latent mutant...
moreA SPIEGELWORLD premiere.
Pretençión is the place where Mystery sits at a table with Elegance, and Imagination orders a round of drinks before dinner. It is a world where those drinks are served by a pompous clown. Join Pinchbottom on a sensual quest for
Pretençión, an imaginary yet sexy element that turns burlesque performers from "Jerkques" (ordinary people) into self-important "Cirques": infuriatingly magical, unendurably spellbinding artistes who peel away the mundane with every layer of clothing. Step into the world of
Pretençión -- but be careful not to trip on the magic.
morePresident Jonny Porkpie decides that Nasty Canasta and the Pinchbottom Burlesque Organization are stockpiling "Weapons of Ass Destruction", and orders the invasion of their home base... New York City. In response, PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR and Drill Sergeant Canasta whips her Burly-Q Commandoes into fighting form with a rigorous basic training regimen. In high-heeled boot camp, these burlesque stars must forswear their beloved bump & grind in favor of military maneuvers. When the two armies clash, will Porkpie's elite Presidential unit infiltrate the burlesque stronghold? Or will his regime be toppled by Nasty's privates?
moreNasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie just haven't been the same lately... they seem to have lost that ol' stumble in their step, that slur in their speech, that oh-so-charming glazed-over look in their eyes. What could the matter be? Is...
moreIt's a slumber party in pink... and YOU'RE invited! All the most popular girls in school are gonna do LOTS of SUPER FUN sleepover activities -- paint our nails, gossip, pillow fight, perform burlesque acts, even practice kissing! Plus ALL...
moreThe Rack Pack is back! And they're bringing "the strip" to Atlantic City. But when a seedy casino owner cancels their hit show, there's only one way for these cats to get their revenge... a swingin' naked heist. Nasty Canasta,...
moreWhen THE PINCH BROTHERS (also sisters) are hired to save an ailing theater, they do so by by converting it into a BAWDY HOUSE, complete with ribald comedy, risqué magic, and of course, burlesque, burlesque, burlesque! But on opening night,...
moreAmateur detectives Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie must track down the killer of famed tassel-twirler and burlesque educator Jo Boobs before the police arrive and shut down the Pinchbottom show... for good. But who is the most likely suspect? The...
moreComing to the Zipper Factory Theater November 22, 2008 "No, Mister Bond. I expect you to STRIP." MISSION BRIEFING: The world is, as usual, in trouble... menaced this time by the Pernicious INternational Cartel of Horrible Baddies Out To Take...
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