WORLD PREMIERE. Nasty Canasta arrives for her first day of Freshman year at Pinchbottom University, where the student body is well-rounded, the college green is nicely trimmed, and the extracurricular activities are all extra-extracurricular! But even though she quickly befriends "Big Man on Campus" Jonny Porkpie, Nasty discovers that dorm life is a lot harder than anticipated at... PINCH U.

All all-new show in the tradition of such somber meditations on collegiate life as Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, and Teen Wolf Too, PINCH U. kicks off Pinchbottom's Off-Broadway Spring season at The Bleecker Street Theater.

Want to get into the spirit of Pinch U. early? Then print your own beer with the Pinch U. home brew!